he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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