Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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