Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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