u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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