do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Boobs speak an international language.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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