I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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