Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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