id be glad to
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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