He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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