i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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