Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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