CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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