just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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