sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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