so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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