so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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