Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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