I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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