I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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