Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
40s are totally the cure
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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