Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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