Quick, to the slutcave!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
They have beer where we have blood.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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