you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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