Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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