I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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