I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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