He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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