Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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