There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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