Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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