She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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