better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
nutella sex= disaster
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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