Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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