how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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