Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
