what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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