If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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