i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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