come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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