he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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