I just made out with a guy for $7.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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