I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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