just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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