I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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