Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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