Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i dont even know how to be here
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
try to milk me bitch
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