Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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