so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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