hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Let's paint friendship bongs
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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