I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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