Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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