i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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