Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We just shotgunned beers for America
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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