i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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