what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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