Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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