Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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