She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
barbara walters just said penis...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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