Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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